Our buddy, Sami, came out here from Finland a few years ago and got more ass than a toilet seat. He should probably come back for a visit and put a hurting on the local bartrogs. (disclaimer; if Sami’s hot ass girlfriend understands English and happens to read this, I made it all up. When Sami was here he was a perfect gentleman, read books and recited poetry for the ladies only. Uh…yeah, that’s what happened).