It’s the weekend. You might get wasted and do some shit you regret. The anticipation about what shit you might get into puts butterfly’s in your stomach. Fuck it fool. Be sure to strap up if you are mingling around your local troglodytes.

Well since you know it is going to be one of those weekends, DON’T FORGET TO CALL GOLDIE! He will ride his bike to your crib and lace you up with some ink at minimal cost. The shit looks tight when he is done with it. Maybe you can get your dogs name in a broken heart or a big sunflower with some titties. I have been sober lately so I haven’t made that call in a while. But you know what, as soon as I am back on the sauce, that fool is gonna lace me up with a unicorn named G-juan holding a fishing pole drinking on a tall can standing next to a palm tree.  Hey Meatlump, can you draw dat up for me?

If you only have one tattoo, get three more because you’re not fucked enough. CNN says so.

Yeah….so.

If you know ‘The Jerbs‘, then you’re probably like, “He’s cool, but….” Yeah, that is how I have felt for many years now….nah, I love the little fucker.  Definitely the prime example of someone who did too much X and lived in the dark realms of Alaska. He is like a comic book character. Anyways, these dudes (TMA) are going to be bummed that I hooked him up with a link to his new gig because it does not get the general TMA approval.

One of the dudes who came from the AK, like The Jerbs and Anthony Blackass, started some clothing brand called Bangarangg. Yep, like the Peter Pan movie. It’s all about looking like you haven’t showered for weeks, love making out with both sexes and don’t give a fuck, but do. Personally, it aint my steeze or bag but I could see how some little shit skateboarders or wannabe’s would love it. The ‘SMOKE and FUCK‘ shirt might get you laid at some shitty college party so if you have trouble seeing vagina in real life, you should probably buy that shirt and call your cousin at Chico State.  I ain’t hating or nothing, I just want the web surfing world to know that there is some little fuck face named ‘The Jerbs’ out there who would annoy the fuck out of you, but turn down the suck at any party and probably kick the shit out of you if you hate hard enough, who has a dream and determination to make shit into gold. Please support my little nigga.

I don’t post on this site. I manage it. I do all the shit these retards cant do because I work with computers all of the fucking time. Then Evs tries to talk shit to me for not posting up stuff but I really just don’t care about providing content. I can’t skate, I don’t hang out with everyone who skates and I have been sober for two months. Only reason I see Evs and Dubs is because their ladies are my lady’s sisters.  I could give two shits about being involved with skateboarding. It ruined my body and made me an alcoholic.

But hey, fuck it. I can post whatever I want and you have to read it.  Like the picture I put on the left. Why is that photo there? Because I typed, “Who gives a shit” and found that image. Now you are staring at it and wishing those were yours to play with. A bow and arrow with some nice ass titties. Why is this on the TMA site, because I can put it on here.

These days, I feel like I wish this firework would have exploded in my face years back so that I would have been forced to live in the woods because I would look so fucked with a missing nose and mouth, that I would need to seclude myself from humanity.

Sorry to sound so bitter but I don’t really give a shit.  Anyways, here is a video of me playing video games. This is what I do these days to replace my two favorite vices(being belligerently drunk and riding around town on a piece of wood with plastic wheels on it). It’s fun and I am addicted to it. Being sober (no alcohol) is really easy when you still smoke mad amounts of medical mary jane, turn on the HD TV, put the surround sound on ‘not necessary’ and game on son. So fuck you if you hate, fuck you is you are over me being bitter and fuck you for believing any of this shit. I am not this bummed and if you really know me, you know I still love skateboarding.

I play on xbox live so add my gamertag if you are a fuck face like me: DudleyDawson69

N.Y.P.D. pulled out the heavy artillery when Viper was in the house. Dropping hammers, and still flying under the radar… You know how a true G does it.

That pig is lucky Viper didn't twist his wig back and then go completely postal.

Big Jess’s shit is gross so I am going to write a long post to hopefully move his shit photo from the top.

Some of your most hated TMA losers are going camping this weekend. The goal is to drink as much dirty river water to ensue a hallucinogenic response in our brains. The word is that the American River near Sacramento has evil powers in the water. (According to the Mothers Against Evil Association) These evil powers, when consumed in high amounts, will make you begin seeing things. It will also make yourself believe you are stronger that normal. When you get to the River, you will see rock structures created by humans which seem unreal that they are created by human hands. There is no way to get heavy machinery into these spots. Therefore, these structures are created by humans with a high intake of the river water.

Hopefully, one of us will see the Sasquatch. Yeah, big foot. He is known to pee in the river. Supposedly, that is where the psychoactive reactions come from. Bigfoot pees in the river and it trips you out.

double click the black area to play? or click down there

you see more of the roll up and landing that way

sick

whatever
Edit:
I added this edit so you could see the pinche video much easiers ways. Click-ted on the photo below bro…Marone