For every 100 or so shit head kids you meet at a skate park, you meet someone like this. My man, big smoke. If you’ve ever seen this dude at the red park he probably made your day. On this particular day, home boy rolled up to the park with his board in one hand, and a bike inner tube in the other. He hooks up his tube/board combo that is gonna magically lift his 200 pound body in the air. He then tells viper he’s ready to film a trick. Somehow he pulls off some sort of bunny hop krooked grind maneuver and proceeds to look straight into the camera and yell “TILTMODE ARMY BITCH!” Not to mention, when i asked if i could take his picture, he replied, ” I don’t give a fuck, Im gnarly like that”

I keep hearing how everyone loves Nestor. I mean, he has great hair and all, but why does everyone love him so much? It’s really starting to piss me off. Next time I see him I’ll take him down a few notches by telling him that everyone hates him. Yeah, that will show him.

It’s the weekend. You might get wasted and do some shit you regret. The anticipation about what shit you might get into puts butterfly’s in your stomach. Fuck it fool. Be sure to strap up if you are mingling around your local troglodytes.

Well since you know it is going to be one of those weekends, DON’T FORGET TO CALL GOLDIE! He will ride his bike to your crib and lace you up with some ink at minimal cost. The shit looks tight when he is done with it. Maybe you can get your dogs name in a broken heart or a big sunflower with some titties. I have been sober lately so I haven’t made that call in a while. But you know what, as soon as I am back on the sauce, that fool is gonna lace me up with a unicorn named G-juan holding a fishing pole drinking on a tall can standing next to a palm tree.  Hey Meatlump, can you draw dat up for me?

If you only have one tattoo, get three more because you’re not fucked enough. CNN says so.

Yeah….so.

Very important news about Jerry Hsu (highlighted in blue). We all knew this to be true, now you and all your friends are in the mix.

If you know ‘The Jerbs‘, then you’re probably like, “He’s cool, but….” Yeah, that is how I have felt for many years now….nah, I love the little fucker.  Definitely the prime example of someone who did too much X and lived in the dark realms of Alaska. He is like a comic book character. Anyways, these dudes (TMA) are going to be bummed that I hooked him up with a link to his new gig because it does not get the general TMA approval.

One of the dudes who came from the AK, like The Jerbs and Anthony Blackass, started some clothing brand called Bangarangg. Yep, like the Peter Pan movie. It’s all about looking like you haven’t showered for weeks, love making out with both sexes and don’t give a fuck, but do. Personally, it aint my steeze or bag but I could see how some little shit skateboarders or wannabe’s would love it. The ‘SMOKE and FUCK‘ shirt might get you laid at some shitty college party so if you have trouble seeing vagina in real life, you should probably buy that shirt and call your cousin at Chico State.  I ain’t hating or nothing, I just want the web surfing world to know that there is some little fuck face named ‘The Jerbs’ out there who would annoy the fuck out of you, but turn down the suck at any party and probably kick the shit out of you if you hate hard enough, who has a dream and determination to make shit into gold. Please support my little nigga.

Dear Paul,

Most team managers handle one team. We want you to handle six and we really want you to feel lucky to do so. Now smile and ship out some boxes.

Guess who has the best selling decks over at the ol’ Habitat joint this season? No silly, it’s not Brian Wenning. It’s Daryl Angel. Go out and get yourself a few. I’m gonna go punch Daryl in the stomach and take one from him for myself.

(Check that crustache in that link)

we went to the Blank club last thursday for 80’s night where i saw Corey O’brien. He gave me these two drink tokens & a hardy hand shake! im so stoked that Cory & the Blank club are part of our downtown scene! check out Corey’s streets on fire part here!

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Straight from the slums of leftover B-Roll…Slap brings you yet another Fatback/enjoi/Big Blue adventure. Throw some cheese on that bitch!

And the one from the Slap article…

Wow! This came so unexpectedly…I can’t believe it…I never would have thought that we would have made it this far. Did you ever think that Tiltmode Army’s Bonus Round would get the YWS video of the year award?! My head is spinning (right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round). First off, I would like to thank R-Kelly for dropping his new album. Glenn Danzig for being so short…um…your mom and all the little peeps that made this possible. And, thanks to YWS for all the laughs. I’m off to finish up our bottle of bubbly and percocet with Mariah now.

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No biggie just another day for the darkest of darkmen. Yup it’s Evs birthday so give him a call(1 310-495-5412) and tell him Happy Bday, he’ll really appreciate it.

On a normal day, Zack Wallin usually talks about his latest, exotic, truck stop experience ……..BUT on this particular day Zack just talks about his skateboard trucks

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Haven’t heard from Creepy’s size 30 pants wearing, noodle arm having, crustache sporting ass in a bit. Guess he’s too busy on the high speed tip to get made fun of in person. Here is Kyle himself getting down with a frontside dickless boneless  at Greer. I wasn’t aware that he was so flexable. I should have known.

I know someone can appreciate this.

I don’t post on this site. I manage it. I do all the shit these retards cant do because I work with computers all of the fucking time. Then Evs tries to talk shit to me for not posting up stuff but I really just don’t care about providing content. I can’t skate, I don’t hang out with everyone who skates and I have been sober for two months. Only reason I see Evs and Dubs is because their ladies are my lady’s sisters.  I could give two shits about being involved with skateboarding. It ruined my body and made me an alcoholic.

But hey, fuck it. I can post whatever I want and you have to read it.  Like the picture I put on the left. Why is that photo there? Because I typed, “Who gives a shit” and found that image. Now you are staring at it and wishing those were yours to play with. A bow and arrow with some nice ass titties. Why is this on the TMA site, because I can put it on here.

These days, I feel like I wish this firework would have exploded in my face years back so that I would have been forced to live in the woods because I would look so fucked with a missing nose and mouth, that I would need to seclude myself from humanity.

Sorry to sound so bitter but I don’t really give a shit.  Anyways, here is a video of me playing video games. This is what I do these days to replace my two favorite vices(being belligerently drunk and riding around town on a piece of wood with plastic wheels on it). It’s fun and I am addicted to it. Being sober (no alcohol) is really easy when you still smoke mad amounts of medical mary jane, turn on the HD TV, put the surround sound on ‘not necessary’ and game on son. So fuck you if you hate, fuck you is you are over me being bitter and fuck you for believing any of this shit. I am not this bummed and if you really know me, you know I still love skateboarding.

I play on xbox live so add my gamertag if you are a fuck face like me: DudleyDawson69

I went to breakfast with Jose the other day. It looks like the waiter was on the same page with me in thinking that Joser has been eating too much. He felt it necessary to tell him on the bill. At least I’m nice enough to tell him to his face.

While out on the enjoi trip, Ben celebrated his birthday last year on the rode.  I remember we skated the Atlanta foundation spot that day, i made him film some b-day  tricks, and then he had to skate a demo afterwards in hazard county.  A not-so relaxing birthday for Ben.  Atleast at the end of his birthday, he went to a plush apartment to drink and hang out with the twins and half naked girls.

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Halba practically begged me to take him to the barrier to shoot this photo. Then when we got there it took him 60 tries to get the photo. Or maybe I have the story backwards. Either way FUCK YOU Halba.

It’s no Angel boy graphic but long time coming and most deserved. Congratulations Daryl !!

This bail of Halba, and his body particularity, really caught my eye. Knees locked tight, head looking down, elbows puffed up like he’s freaking a short exotic ethnic woman at a night club; Looks like our boy is busting a sweet dance move in the air! I got sparked to try some moves like that on some unsuspecting drunk girls, so I checked the blank club site to confirm 80’s night was going on, and what the hell! - I see Hottub performs tomorrow!?! Since he’s moved away, we don’t talk everyday like we used to, but I had no idea he did this without letting me know. I never would have bugged him to pay me back the money he owed me had I known he was trying to be a star. Between running The Armory and the Label team how does he have the time to follow his side dream of being a R&B/Spoken Word phenomenon, under his self given moniker, “Hot tub”? I guess he was keeping it a secret like the time Rosenberg made a rap album in the woods. Anyways, I’m proud of you Dave, I got my ticket for tomorrow and when your album “Shine Box” drops I’m buying it.  

I know christmas is over but i found this on my walk today? A WALK A DAY KEEPS DEATH AWAY!

It was very difficult for the judges staff to pick just one, but when the smoke cleared there was only one quote still standing… amidst all the garbage that comes out of people’s mouths, one person stood unscathed by his own tomfoolery. One human with one brain and one mouth. SD, here’s to you…