Osiris announced Peter Raffin to the team as “San Jose’s finest.” I love Pete and all, but if he is San Jose’s finest, then I’m motherfucking Fred Atsaire. Maybe we’ll make Peter take a bath and/or put some clean clothes on and we can get him out of the curb-dwelling-homeless category and one step closer to the big O’s claim. Whether or not he’s scaggles or crispy, I’m not gonna deny that Jeeter gets down on his skateboard.

I know you bought the God Save the Label video, right? RIGHT?! ok good. Then I don’t feel bad about putting this part up.