Jason Adams and Lost Highway are making some moves. Throwing a huge party is only one of them. If you like music, art, drunk people and hellza fun I suggest you find your way to this event. It’s gonna be one to remember (depending on how many adult beverages you have).
I was so excited for Jai…well…I was REALLY excited to get wasted. I forgot to shoot pictures of the hookers, the KY wrestling matches, the cock fights, everyone doing hard core drugs and all the debauchery that went down. I missed the guys getting beat up by the latina girls, The Kid getting kicked in the junk and punched in the stomach, the cops closing the bar down, the Turk crashing on his bike (twice no less). I missed shooting pictures of both BBQ’s and all the noose stencils, etc etc. I suck. Here are the photos that I did get. Maybe it’s better that I didn’t document the entire evening as to save people’s relationships and reputations. WAY TO GO TURK NASTY!!!!
It’s the weekend. You might get wasted and do some shit you regret. The anticipation about what shit you might get into puts butterfly’s in your stomach. Fuck it fool. Be sure to strap up if you are mingling around your local troglodytes.
Well since you know it is going to be one of those weekends, DON’T FORGET TO CALL GOLDIE! He will ride his bike to your crib and lace you up with some ink at minimal cost. The shit looks tight when he is done with it. Maybe you can get your dogs name in a broken heart or a big sunflower with some titties. I have been sober lately so I haven’t made that call in a while. But you know what, as soon as I am back on the sauce, that fool is gonna lace me up with a unicorn named G-juan holding a fishing pole drinking on a tall can standing next to a palm tree. Hey Meatlump, can you draw dat up for me?
If you only have one tattoo, get three more because you’re not fucked enough. CNN says so.
Yeah….so.
If you know ‘The Jerbs‘, then you’re probably like, “He’s cool, but….” Yeah, that is how I have felt for many years now….nah, I love the little fucker. Definitely the prime example of someone who did too much X and lived in the dark realms of Alaska. He is like a comic book character. Anyways, these dudes (TMA) are going to be bummed that I hooked him up with a link to his new gig because it does not get the general TMA approval.
One of the dudes who came from the AK, like The Jerbs and Anthony Blackass, started some clothing brand called Bangarangg. Yep, like the Peter Pan movie. It’s all about looking like you haven’t showered for weeks, love making out with both sexes and don’t give a fuck, but do. Personally, it aint my steeze or bag but I could see how some little shit skateboarders or wannabe’s would love it. The ‘SMOKE and FUCK‘ shirt might get you laid at some shitty college party so if you have trouble seeing vagina in real life, you should probably buy that shirt and call your cousin at Chico State. I ain’t hating or nothing, I just want the web surfing world to know that there is some little fuck face named ‘The Jerbs’ out there who would annoy the fuck out of you, but turn down the suck at any party and probably kick the shit out of you if you hate hard enough, who has a dream and determination to make shit into gold. Please support my little nigga.
I don’t post on this site. I manage it. I do all the shit these retards cant do because I work with computers all of the fucking time. Then Evs tries to talk shit to me for not posting up stuff but I really just don’t care about providing content. I can’t skate, I don’t hang out with everyone who skates and I have been sober for two months. Only reason I see Evs and Dubs is because their ladies are my lady’s sisters. I could give two shits about being involved with skateboarding. It ruined my body and made me an alcoholic.
But hey, fuck it. I can post whatever I want and you have to read it. Like the picture I put on the left. Why is that photo there? Because I typed, “Who gives a shit” and found that image. Now you are staring at it and wishing those were yours to play with. A bow and arrow with some nice ass titties. Why is this on the TMA site, because I can put it on here.
These days, I feel like I wish this firework would have exploded in my face years back so that I would have been forced to live in the woods because I would look so fucked with a missing nose and mouth, that I would need to seclude myself from humanity.
Sorry to sound so bitter but I don’t really give a shit. Anyways, here is a video of me playing video games. This is what I do these days to replace my two favorite vices(being belligerently drunk and riding around town on a piece of wood with plastic wheels on it). It’s fun and I am addicted to it. Being sober (no alcohol) is really easy when you still smoke mad amounts of medical mary jane, turn on the HD TV, put the surround sound on ‘not necessary’ and game on son. So fuck you if you hate, fuck you is you are over me being bitter and fuck you for believing any of this shit. I am not this bummed and if you really know me, you know I still love skateboarding.
I play on xbox live so add my gamertag if you are a fuck face like me: DudleyDawson69
Just in time for lunch. Part 1…
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N.Y.P.D. pulled out the heavy artillery when Viper was in the house. Dropping hammers, and still flying under the radar… You know how a true G does it.
That pig is lucky Viper didn't twist his wig back and then go completely postal.
Big Jess’s shit is gross so I am going to write a long post to hopefully move his shit photo from the top.
Some of your most hated TMA losers are going camping this weekend. The goal is to drink as much dirty river water to ensue a hallucinogenic response in our brains. The word is that the American River near Sacramento has evil powers in the water. (According to the Mothers Against Evil Association) These evil powers, when consumed in high amounts, will make you begin seeing things. It will also make yourself believe you are stronger that normal. When you get to the River, you will see rock structures created by humans which seem unreal that they are created by human hands. There is no way to get heavy machinery into these spots. Therefore, these structures are created by humans with a high intake of the river water.
Hopefully, one of us will see the Sasquatch. Yeah, big foot. He is known to pee in the river. Supposedly, that is where the psychoactive reactions come from. Bigfoot pees in the river and it trips you out.
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I added this edit so you could see the pinche video much easiers ways. Click-ted on the photo below bro…Marone
maronesj comes though with some photo documentation from the weekend of 420. Morrissey flaked on us, so we went dumb on our own. Getting stabbed in the back sucks. Having a team player with a tattoo gun when we have been drinking adult sodas for 4 days in a row can be quite dangerous depending on how you look at it. Thanks Goldschlager!
This is another one of those photos i waited years to shoot. i got a few big bites on it too & i even had one on the line for awhile then i think my line broke or something? chris patton was nice enough to get soaked for the sake of fart! now its #3 in the photo graveyard! hey wes ya got any tombstones for the graveyard?
At breakfast, before the wedding, we talked about killing time at the mall trying to find a photo booth to shoot some pics in. We ended up lagging and not going to a mall in Detroit. We ended up arriving at Joe and Kara’s wedding about a minute late. At the reception there was an open bar, a dance floor and a photo booth. What are the odds? Congratulations Brooks!!!! We had a stellar time. Here are some of the photo booth pictures. More to come?
The Kid had an art show at the Blank Club last night. I hoped to have more photos but I got drunk and was mean to people instead. I punched B-go in the eyeball and her eye swelled shut. Good job, Kid!
The littlest baker sister finally turned 21 and we threw her a cocktail party. Meatmool showed up uninvited, complained about the music, complained about the food, drank way too much, didn’t bring a present, cornered a girl and grinded up on her then told her to shut up, shook his ass in peoples faces, made another girl cry, said “this party sucks” and bounced out. Thanks for showing up Mike!
So a few weeks back we took a trip up north. No plan really just drink, chill, swim and skate a bit. Good and bad times were had. Just wanted to say thanks for Eric Monte for driving all us duechebags around for a week and putting up with all our shit. Also thanks to Willy for letting us crash your moms house, shit was tight and the show was slaming, you should all check out the Mummlers. Anyhow heres some photo’s from the trip. Enjoy…………
Some of the dudes went up to skatecamp to go to Stoney Creek and catch some rays. Bear Mountain Pizza too. Maybe a campfire with some songs and shit too. We found Colt there, as a little child, back in the day. Big mistake talking to that dude. We’ve been stuck with him ever since.
