I’m pretty sure Halba told his girl that he would leave her for the chance to “cuddle” with Elissa Steamer. That being said, she is one awesome skateboarder. My dream is that, one day, Halba and Elissa would have a “shared” part together in my fantasy all star video that I get to pick all the people in it and what tricks they do. Pretty sure it will be the best video ever made.
I really dislike globe, but I really, really like Chris Haslam. And I really, really, really like boobs and girls with jet black hair. So, with this commercial out promoting Haslam’s new shoe containing Haslam and some chick with boobs and black hair I could either hate it cus it’s globe or like it cus of Haslam and boobs. I think I still hate it, but I am gonna mash it all together for a compromise of “I’ll just not have an opinion.” Globe should kick off all other riders and just keep Haslam and give him 10 promodels and then they would start to be on the road to becoming a company that someone might give a shit about and maybe one day wear a pair of their shoes. Oh, I guess I do have an opinion
Lightyears ahead of those zany websites and new girlgraphics, my man Pancho Moler, AKA Hector the Hoe Protector, was coming correct with silly graphics to pave the way for the next generation of photoshopping your face on someone else and trying to sell it. Way to go Hector!
(These two gems are mine. Oh mamma!)
(these ones below are from all that interweb madness)