We up out this bitch!(Year in review…)

  		
				
	

End of the year, end of another decade. Seems like only yesterday Avery still had a head of hair. Consequently so did Salsberg…but he’s super ripped now after a full cycle of steriods. I think it’s affecting his sexuality.  He’s on the 24 Deep program, thanks to Coach Erickson. Although Coach’s tough love is only bringing out the feminine side of G-Ron, who still can’t stop talking out the fucking video. Shinebox opened a shop, and is intimidating overweight 3o something team manager types and scrawny hammer jockey’s alike.  I saw Evs smile this year. Incredible. SDs’ 2nd and potentially 3rd knee surgery is not doing anything for his last remaining brain cells… blah, blah, blah. People ripped. People drank. People talked shit…about others, then each other. Then they cried like bitches and made up. We all still here, we alive. If your around the S.J. holler at us. TMA 2010

Living with Jer

  		
				
	

I moved into Jerry’s house a year and a half ago, and was going to blog about it for that website I used to work for, but I felt dumb saying ‘Hey, I moved in with Jerry Hsu, check out how cool I am!’ (I only used that line to make Phelps jealous or to bring chicks to the house.) Anyways, I don’t live there anymore and don’t feel weird posting it on TMA since I have been friends with Jerry for 16 years. (Damn were old. Almaden Valley son!!!) Check out these photos from right when I moved in, I love you Jerry.

Lost and Found.

  		
				
	

Everytime I look through old photo’s, I always had this one in the back of my mind. But for the longest I couldn’t find the god damn thing. You know who it is, and you know how he does. The Viper, on our Spring 2007 trip to China(town.)He quickly adapted to the ways and customs of this areas native people. It’s like he’s wearing yellow camo.viper

Full frontal.

  		
				
	

I always thought frontside nose slides were such a photogenic trick. I must be one of a very small few that think that because I seldom see people do them or see them shot in magazines. Maybe I just don’t pay attention. Oh well. Here’s Nestor Judkins doing a lovely front nose just for yours truly. Thanks Tor. torfsnose

P.S. That’s the spot PW Esquire had an air speed ad doing a switch crook. We were so excited to go there. PW is tight!