Workin on a film with pinche The Mumlers for his birthday. Zombies, beer, and Meat Mool. It was great. You big mother Ucker!

Love,
Hugh Jastich

Off the leash and out of control! After this cup of juice was gone, Whiteley tucked his shirt in and river danced.

I haven’t been worth much since the Bonus Round premiere. I got drunk there and haven’t sobered up since. At least I have only gotten drunk once in the last two weeks then, right? I broke my phone that had all the photos from my drunken stupor. Lotsa pics of self mutilation, empty bottles, tattoos and whatnot. Oh well, I’ll just pretend that it never happened (besides the constant reminder via shitty tattoo on my leg. Whoops). I’ve been trying to get my shit together so I can deal with getting the video actually made and in stores. Grown folk shit I guess. Anyways, back to shitty tattoos… If you are ever drunk and need a tattoo right away, this is the man to do it. Goldschlager! He doesn’t question what you want, he just goes to work. Ask Meatmool and Big Jess. They have been getting their bodies covered with horrible tats by this dude. All the girls always talk about how big Goldschlager’s wang is. Apparently, he has big balls too cus he wasn’t afraid to take the plunge with this acid drop off the Caddyshack to entertain all the boys and girls that were there drinking the adult beverages that night. Thanks for the fond cloudy memories, Goldschlager.

What an incredible human. How a little black boy turned into a old white lady has to be one of the greatest mysteries ever. If this was going on outside, could you imagine the insanity that went on in his brain? Still you cant disrespect the library of party banger’s and tender love songs. Not to mention duets, (The Girl is Mine!) We will forever drink and dance in your honor.  Nice work bud! Sleep well sweet prince!

A much deserved vacation from the editing booth, the Man in Black keeps the ball rolling and celbrates Dave’s birthday as well.  Plaza Garibaldi! Drinks on the Ev’s!

 And by the look of the Raiders wig, things are more silver than black. Lord knows there’s alot of miles on that engine. Somehow the Scarecrow keeps doing it. IMPOSSIBLE! I think not. Shining as a human, shining shoes, salvaging the titanic, (of skateboarding) and so many other wonderful things. He’s a real go getter, and a real asshole. What a combo!!! Happy Birthday Hot Tub. 1.21 double shots!!!

to the base

little bonus round bonus 16mm hype aw yea

I’m supposed to clarify:  this video, in all its uncompressed glory, and many other never-before-seen features will be included on the bonus disc of the new tiltmode video “Boner Town”, in stores soon!  hell yeah hell yeah

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Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who drove a car, took a train or plane, shit or even rode there bike and or board to the show. Shit was tight. Heres just a glimpse of the weekend, fuck my liver hurts…

in the spirit of the new BONUS ROUND video i decided to release a new shirt called

“smash your video camera” i know alot of you wanted to do this so just get the shirt instead!

shark attack came out for the bonus round premier & did this post on the bnqt  website (usa today)

see the Matt Eversole Interview here!

 
Fucking Freddy!!!! Fadded Fred aka Edward Devera has been putting it down for a minute now. Somebody asked me the other day about Ed and I almost lost it when they hadn’t heard of the Real video. I guess thats what happens when your talking about a video thats around seventeen years old to a kid who’s only eighteen years old. Anyhow the classics are always going to be the classics and this is undoubtedly one of them. So heres to all of you that don’t know and to the rest of you that like to remember.
 

Meatmool is strictly enforcing the “no RSVP, no entrance” rule. Looks like Dave Rosenberg isn’t too happy about not being allowed to go to the premiere this Saturday. If you didn’t RSVP for the VIP showing, I suggest you buy your ticket for the second showing asap. The VIP showing starts promptly at 7:30 so I suggest you arrive at 6:30 and get your tickets. Then, go over to the Cinnecraze and get a cocktail.