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I ended up having whiplash from skating. Not stoked. On my way home from one of many, many doctor visits, I eluded heavy traffic to take a shit at my brothers house. Upon arrival, he started showing me his new toy. The new Vudu movie craze. I don’t really know what the hell it is, but he wow’d me with the latest “download this movie at HDX quality” blah blah blah. It’s pretty interesting (I guess) for someone that watches a butt load of movies and wants the theatrical experience at home. His system is pretty slamming. I bet his neighbors are bummed. Anyways, I saw the difference in audio this, the difference in HD vs. SD that. Whoopy freakin doo! And then, holy shit…then he clicked a button, entered in a four-digit code…and to my splendid glory…the mother ship of all porn landed! I’m talking every porn imaginable. Whomever thought this one up just shut down all your Edison’s, Carver’s, Eastman’s. etc. I mean, “FUCKING WOW!!!” You can scroll through countless adult adventures at the touch of a button. And I’m not talking your everyday latest upload to redtube or tube8. I’m talking high quality, full feature, larger than life experience. I’m claiming this is the closest you can get to the real thing without the threat of ghonnahepesyphilaids. Where do I sign up?! I haven’t been this excited since I learned that I’m not the only one in the world that thinks life is a joke. So, MIke, if you read this, next time you go on vacation, cover the furniture in plastic because I’m house sitting (for your house’s protection of course)! Life has come along way from scrambled skinnemax!

Side note: If my brother’s girlfriend reads this post… I MADE IT ALL UP!

While these other hot shit dudes are dropping hella dimes on super digi camera craze I spent a whopping ten dollars for this technologically advanced powerhouse. Nugget was more than happy to help me test out this beast.

Many years ago, I went around Europe for the summer. I met up with a few dudes and we went out to Bulgaria for a bit. I could talk about many stories from that summer, but I wanted to let you know about just one. This photo is of Paul Shier. He’s a bloody wanker (I hope that is a good thing cus Shier is an awesome guy). Anyways, at the beginning of the trip, in the hottest summer in years, I told Shier that my friend, Halba, is super stoked on him and Blueprint. Being the nice guy that he is, Paul gave me a heavyweight Blueprint hoody to bring back to the states for dear old Halba. Now, I thought that he was being nice, but looking back at how hot it was and how much traveling we had ahead of ourselves I wonder if he was just trying to lighten his burden. Either way, I knew how stoked Halba would be when I got back to the states with this present for him. I carted that damn sweatshirt all over eastern Europe. Lemme just say that it really sucked to have one more thing to carry. Unfortunately, I made it back to the states. I presented that hoody to Halba and he was happy. I think it was REALLY large and at the time, Halba loved to swim in his gear. So how could he not be stoked. I saw him wear it a few times and then he stopped for some reason. I figured it was dirty or some shit. Eventually, I axed Halbs what the deal was. He told me how he ended up at some sluts house all wasted and he left her the next morning leaving that ho in that large blueprint hooded sweatshirt that I carted all over eastern Europe in the blazing heat just for Halba. Talk about ungreatful! Well, suck balls Halba. Shier, let’s get a pint sometime, mate!

believe it or not i used to get photos in thrasher!

remember this in Skateboarder mag dayz ago? what were you thinking? this shot save my job for like a year!

This was on a trip to canada in like 1997 with a bunch of randoms. I think caswell and tim mckinney were bored in the r.v. and freddy was passed out. I just remember him being all pissed that we used up all his stickers when he woke up..

Big Jess is down and apparently so is his car!

Man these guys are the best. So friendly too. You can depend on Oklahomie and Patton for anything. A little touchy feely though. Hope you don’t mind that. Oh, did I mention they can rip a mini ramp to shreds if you let them?



Halba mug! by jaitanju
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“Hey Mario I got forty bucks on a front rock first try!” Just A friendly reminder for Evs to pay up on that shit cause mario you still owe me fifty fool….

I found an old photo album. It has photo in it. I’ll scan some and post them here. (that’s one ill ass caption, sonnnnn!)

CLARK “motha fuckin” Hasslerhoff and some Asian guy.

Jai {the Turk} Tanju . Lover of meat products and film. Jai single handedly made me want to learn how to shoot photo’s. Thanks duder!

Hunter came back to town to drive us all nuts. He came skating and seriously took the best slams I had seen in a while. Hunter is honestly retarded but thats not all thats wrong with this photo…