If you haven’t been to Salsberg’s web log life documenting page, then you may not have seen the photo of him and his idol’s partying for new years last year. I think it consisted of him, Latarian the potential Felon, Beetle Juice the Mutant and some rapper that is a bit retarded. I guess they are heading to the Mansion tonight for a party to break in the New Year. Meatmool’s crew is DJ-ing, that should be amazing. I am sure it will get the party jumpin if their antics do not. Keep it safe retards.

A few tips for the night:

• Do not try to fight the vato’s at the end of 6th street
• Take someone with you if you go to 7-11
• Do not put your hand on the floor of the mansion at any moment
• Be sure to keep G-juan out of trouble
• Watch out for the local Trogs (use protection if necessary)
• Get stupid.
• HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I really miss this dude. He once banged a chick behind a dumpster, then she told him he had an amazing cock. I’m not sure if she was telling the truth… but he does have an amazing 360 flip.

Mr. and Mrs. Joey Digital had a holiday get together to do some illegal stuff and watch some dudes beat each other’s asses. Most everyone just drank adult beverages and made fun of each other. Alien Omar stopped by and Blackass thought he was Omar Hassan. (not photo’d among many others in attendance) AV brought his entire clan there and Halba and ECO were designated drivers! Also pointed out, HunterSB has no eyebrows.

Pat’s a Moron shot this pretty photo of our boy, Zack. Mr. Zack Wallin will probably forward the link to his Nanna because she loves her lil Zacky-Poo so. She is one proud Nanna.

Our beloved friends at theetrifecta.blogspot.com have a wonderful little contest going on that we think the likes of you would love to participate in. Win a date with Jerry Hsu’s very high in demand, beautiful house-maid. Gentlemen, do not hesitate. I will vouch for her being a top of the line high quality woman. Pretty, fun, smart, well dressed, good attitude, etc, etc. Just go to their website, take the quiz, email them the answers and pray your little asses off that you are the winner (single men only and be prepared to pick her up, pay for her meal and movie, and have her nosey sisters along for the ride). Honestly, if you win you will NOT be disappointed. (that’s a wink if you don’t know).

Jerry’s maid, Anna the Human, threw a Christmas/Jerry’s birthday party the other night. It was pretty special. No amount of liquor can make me like the holidays. Speaking of holidays, I get another back injection of goodies tomorrow so I should be laid out over xmas. Real fun stuff. Hopefully they will triple my dosage so I can be comatose’d all of Santa’s day. Anyways, here’s some pictures (please notice I didn’t spell it “pic”) of the night’s festivities.

Here at TMA headquarters we do things in the realest possible fashion. Our professional gift wrappers have been hard at work for weeks, so we decided to give them a break by letting them take off those pesky tops, and really let them spread a bit of xmas cheer. To you and yours… Merry Christmas from all of us to all of you.

“It’s not a contest, but if it was…” I would be in last place with my dick in the dirt! To quote Rosenberg, “I’m soooorry!” But sorry in the way that doesn’t mean I feel bad, but just sorry as an individual. And I can’t feel bad for the kit that Jebus gave me. Here, I’m having Shinebox hand over a Monarch Butterfly as a peace offering. Hurry and claim it before it turns to jizz and he eats it.

So I don’t condone smoking weed even though I’ll gladly smoke some right now if I had some. Anyhow I was looking through some pics today to try and please the web lord. His panties are in a bunch and I’m kinda the Ricky Bobby type of guy { first or last }. Well back to these pics, I was looking through noticing how funny and gay looking people are when smoking weed. Granted we were taking gravity bongers but still man, we all look pretty fucking lame. This was on a recent trip to nuggets moms house in A.Z. Thanks nuggets mom, we had fun from what I remember.

Sometimes this is all I ever hear.

Matt is right, I have not contributed to this blog too much. I did make it though. I have to give myself at least that credit. Why haven’t I been updating it? I am no longer a skateboarder. I am a fisherman, this has been my title since like 2002. Don’t get me wrong, I love skateboarding but my body hates me when I do. I already pondered doing something related to skateboarding in the SJ to stay involved but Wes already takes skate photos, Kyle and Carson already film, Matt and Jesse already edit videos, Scary Luis already makes skate company’s that do not make it past first base. So…what is left for me and my broken body to do, fishing. (Oh and drinking)

If you did not know Tim, like myself, you might not have known that he loved fishing. Jai told me that he was really psyched on it. I always wonder what it would be like to have Tim around now that we a have a solid crew of people who skate and love to fish for Largemouth bass. He would definitely be invited to the weekend Delta trips. Rip them lips in peace Beans and the BassTurdz dedicate these fish to you.

Me with a lunker bass, a 24 oz of Bud and a Double chin

Joser with his Personal Best in his sewage suit, and x ray glasses.

With the publication of this blog post, that brings yours truly to 14 posts for this month. I’m not saying it’s a contest, but if it were, Blogtrog would be taking home the gold. Jai , Halba and Dubs would all be tied for 2nd to last place and bringing home three “I’m super busy” t-shirt as parting gifts. And then there’s Mario… with not one post, a bad attitude and cacca mouth, he gets to take home dead last. Once again, this isn’t a contest, but if it were Mario would be the big loser. Since it isn’t a contest, we still love our lil latino friend. On a side note, Colt Cannon has let us know that he wants to have access to post on this site. Hmmm….posts about Britney and Justin in the near future? Time will tell. Please check out the “pic of the month at Coltybearz website. Priceless.