In these last days of deadline time, finding motivation can be a bit problematic. That why we here at TMA, staunchly encourage all willing and able females to help keep the ball rolling by unleashing your guns at the site of any army members. Thanks, we appreciate it. Happy Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for boobies.
I remember the first time I saw Jerry have a grown up beverage. We were at the bowling alley bar by my mom’s house watching friends and randoms sing karaoke while our group was sitting around chatting and working on killing our livers. Big Jer wasn’t so big as of yet, but he asked me to get him a Stoli-cran (if memory serves me). Him being underage and me being old as dirt, I was hesitant about contributing to the demise of the great potential we all saw in him. But being the fun, easy going, good time having gent that I am, I said “OK, but if this ever becomes a problem I will kick your ass.” He agreed and our drinks arrived soon after that. I assume that Jer never wanted me to open a can of “whoop-ass” on him as he never let it become a problem for him (he let the women be his vice). I can’t get in trouble for admitting breaking a law, can I? Anyways, Jer had a 411 Wheels of Fortune, as they called them back when VHS was still the jam. A 14 years young Jerry Hsu part with cameos from Will Sprott (of the Mumlers fame) Blake Reimers, Jesse Stien, Marc Johnson Erik Olsen as the teacher.
I am pretty sure that our “jar-of-peanut-butter-and-bag-of-chocolate-chips-eating-in-one-sitting-while-watching-Red-Dwarf-friend” Christopher “Unsavory” Avery video’d this entire part for a TWS video back in the day. Hi-8, bro, before mini DV. And 16mm, before HD. And skaters, before bar tabs, families, stress and before the cloud of mental anguish loomed over everyday…
It seems that in the two weeks that Blogtrog has been away, only the Turk was able to find the 2 minutes it takes to load more than one photo and write multiple words on this site. I love when people say “I’ve been too busy.” They should just say “I don’t care enough to do that.” Honesty is the best policy, right? Well honestly, the homies are pretty lazy at times. At least they were “on it” enough to crawl out of their respectable caves to come out for the for the Slap photo shoot. Have you seen the TMA article in the new Slap ? Pretty wack right? What can you expect from a bunch of turds that can’t even handle a stupid blog? Go pick up the last organic issue and save it forever. And yes, those out-of-date video cameras in the photos are shooting 1′s and 0′s for the new Tiltmode video coming sooner than a 14 year-old boy’s first orgasm with a prostitute that his father bought for him hoping his son won’t turn out to be a homosexual. I think that’s pretty fast, not sure though.