I dunno what the hell is happening in this photo but I wish it would go away. I also don’t speak German, so I don’t know what’s going on in the blog I found this on.

The Kid.

Imagine the smelling power that Wes has. What’s he looking at?

I made this a while back. I must have had way too much time on my hands

In every posse there’s one dude that no one ever has a bad thing to say about. For us Carson Lee is that guy. Women love him. Guys want to be him. All around solid dude. I recently had a week off work and was fortunate enough to spend almost every waking hour with the viper, and let me tell you good times were had. He’s moving to oakland soon, and we’re all gonna miss this little chinese man we call the viper. The name says it all, you kinda have to be a bad ass to have grown ass men calling you viper. I aint scared to say it. I LOVE YOU MAN!

I just recently found out i’ve been spelling this queers name wrong as long as i’ve known him. I should have known he spelled it the artsy way considering how much he loves Belle and Sebastian. Bryan also enjoys wearing a scarf and doing crossword puzzles with his attractive lady friend. He’s a real swell guy, and can do real swell lipslides.

When you are sixteen, all you need is some free wifi for a good time. Lil Jacob’s browser history tells no lies.

I’ve been having some fun with metal lately?

 

The Turk keeps the ball rolling with a celebration of his birth. I missed it because the ol’ ball ‘n chain doesn’t let me out so much anymore. If I was my girlfriend, I wouldn’t let me go out either.

Last week Jason Strubing called me up and told me about some secret session brewing in the woods. After he told me the line up of heavy hitters I decided I couldn’t miss this chance to see some of my favorite’s shred. Anyhow after getting lost in the woods, driving through a zero visibility dust cloud, and almost rolling down a cliff we were there. A perfect 12 foot vert ramp in the middle of nowhere, it was kinda surreal to be way out there watching people skate. Anyhow the session got pretty heated for a while and shit was definitely going down. Here’s a small glimpse of what I can show you. Thanks Jason for the invite and Ben for rolling out with me, Good Times!!!!!!!!

 

If my memory serves me correct Caswell had his first photo in thrasher around 93 or so. But since my memory is usaully fucked don’t qoute me on that one. Anyhow a bunch of us were up in the Santa Cruz looking for some locals only shit that we never found, probably due to the fact that were from the fucking valley. Anyhow long story short we ended up at derby, Caswell was ripping, kickflip rock fakie 17ish years later! Done deal…..

Them super cool dudes known as The Mumlers have a song in a pretty sweet video of Arto Saari from the big money makers over at Gravis. Speaking of sweet, Fatbody was so excited about the post that was put up about his iPhone cover that he decided to come over and take me to get some ice coffee. I’ll probably go with a iced soy (1/4 choco) mocha. Yuuuummmm…sweeeeeet.

Boy, I’ve been getting holler’d at left and right by all sorts of yoga bitches ever since I got my new iPhone case with the super tight image of Fatbody on it. If you like having sweaty, hot, sexual intercourse with hot bodied slizzards that can easily touch their face to their knees and put their feet behind their heads, then I suggest you pop on over here to purchase yours today! You won’t regret it.

My lil homies, Lyric and Sylas, are all famous and shit. Their agents got them some gig in this zombie, music video (they are the little 5 year olds killing fools). It’s an ok watch. I suggest turning down the audio on the video and turning up some Slayer on your iTunes or some other shit because the music in the video might make your ears bleed. It might have been coincidence, but after I listened to it (and flossed my teeth) my gums started bleeding like crazy. Take heed.

One of the more “stoked” people you can ever meet, Atiba, has some ill gems up on the Mag site definitely worth checking out. This one is of handsome man, Paul Sharpe. I hate handsome people. They make me feel uglier than I really am.

Little Ant has now turned into medium size Ant. They grow up so fast. Just look at that mustache. Maybe we should pay him to teach little Jacob the steps to becoming a real man. With the skate dad as your old man magical things are bound to happen.

You thought it was gonna be a gay photo of evs with shine box, huh? Gross. Naw, it’s just evs in his new “office”. If he tells you he’s too busy and can’t be bothered, he’s just in the tub “healing” his back. Kinda like how weed “heals” my problems. Anyways, I’d like to say there were 6 chicks in there too doing naughty things to him, but evs is all growed up now and the only chick in there with him was me. I had to post something because between that animated seq of Erik below (which is so tight mind you, I’m but not a big animated sequence fan. Would you ever look at a sequence in a magazine with your eyes moving that fast and as soon as you get to the last frame go straight back to the top and do that over and over again forever? no) combined with that hypnofrog and then when those sexy legs slide up,  I can’t handle it and I go into convulsions like people that watched Pokemon #38. So I knew this relaxing photo of evs would make things better. But make sure you look at the seq 15 or 16 times because Erik and Patsamoron are tight.

 

Ok boys and girls, I now present you with my first animated web sequence. I’d love to tell you it was a breeze, but that would be a lie. After countless hours of bothering a grumpy old man, who would like you to know that he doesn’t have time for this shit, its up, and Who better to start with than TMA’s own skate dad. Erik is the best. He can smoke more marlboro red’s than you, drink more beer than you, and probably put together  way better wallride combo’s than you. Skate rad,skate dad 

Yesterday or last week there was an enjoi signature party at NC Boardshop in Los Gatos. You did not go, but need to look at it on the internet because it was off the chizzzzain.

 

Sean, Jerry, and Bob.

Nugget and Zack  just left for a DVS/MATIX  trip, trying to hit the big time. Combined, their social skills, and skateboarding talents should win over the hearts of everyone they encounter. Well, that might be pushing it.

After about ten minutes of asking “Like this? Wait, like this? Which finger? Hold on Like this? Is this it?” SD comes extremely close to making the Skate Mafia gang sign. It was an exhilarating adventure for all.

I saw this picture on the SkateMag site that Sam McGuire shot of Mark Suciu. I immediately liked it. It reminds me of carefree times and also how amazing it would be to be Halba. Mark rips. Believe that.