Every once in a while you have one of those days that you just need a milkshake with your bros. Take the time to appreciate your best buds today!

Well deserved.

 

he looks like he is having fun but that is no excuse!

Wow, Dubs really knows how to get behind his friends and make them feel good. Here he takes it to the schoolyard playground to let young Raffin know that he is there for him. I think if more people had a good friend like SD there to support them through tricks, then there would be way more birds chirping, rainbows glistening in the sunset and the world would be more of a loving place. I’m not sure if Peter ended up “sinking the putt” on this one, but damn, it must feel good to finish up the day knowing Dubs there to stroke his ego.

(fags)

This is a face only Cece could love.

The two weeks with that one dude are now over. We now return you to the random bullshit already in progress.

I really hope Dubs likes this photo I shot. I hereby dedicate it to him. He’s sorta got a thing for sunsets.

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And there you have it… two weeks of all Halba, all day, everyday…all wrapped up with this video. Halba, you are a trooper for putting up with such shitty friends. Let me know when you don’t hate us anymore and I’ll buy you a beer.

I’ve seen a lot of friends come and go in my lifetime. Some due to drugs and alcohol, some to just losing there minds or thinking that I’m an idiot or whatever. But my man Halba is a true to the end BRO! In these past two weeks there has been a lot of ball busting on Halba, and believe you me it’s been tons of fun, but I don’t want people to get the wrong idea. Matt is probably one of the best all around guys I have ever met. And with the gift of saying some of the funniest shit ever, he’s one thats hard to forget. When it comes to family, friends and skating he has more love than is humanly possible. I could sit here and write about all the reasons why I think Halba is such a badass but i’ll spare you all the cheese. Just take a look from the last two weeks and you should be able to put together the pieces behind why we all love this mother fucker so much. Halba thank you for being a true homey, I really appreciate that shit!

Now lets drink !!

When we were kids, Halba spilled bong water all over my bed. He denies it to this day claiming that he has no recollection of such events ever happening. Well fuck that Halba, I saw you do it with my own two eyes. And that (and many other reasons), people, is why I do not feel any remorse when Halba cries about getting so much attention on this site. Cry me a river, just don’t cry around me.

It’s Thursday and that means that Halba’s big time in the viral spotlight is almost at a close. It’s been a joyous affair. We here at the TMA are sad to see it winding down, but no one is as bummed as The Screaming Lord Halba. He let us know that the “Halba weeks” are pushing him to hit the bottle hard and that he is contemplating putting a gun to his head. Don’t do it Halba! You have too much to live for! Who would keep all those internet porn websites in business without you? Even though he tells us that he hates us, we know deep down inside that he is stoked that he has inspired so many and that all the women that frequent this site have been writing in telling us how they want to have his baby. The vision of a baby Halba is pretty sweet. Imagine an infant that bellows out curse words and bong rips in the same breath. That little baby would make us all so proud. Soil your oats, SLH.

 My boy Hal ollied the fuck out of this pole, then called me a faggot, and my mother a whore. I love my friends!

It’s all about heart. Feel the passion.

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Anyone that has skated with Halba and seen him mad, knows that he is one loud ass man when angry. He expresses himself well by yelling obscenities at the top of his lungs, throwing his board, scaring small children, etc. Well, back in early 1996, the first issue of San Jose skate ‘zine City One came out, and Halba, err, Matt Hathaway, wrote a nice story about how to avoid stress. He’s got some funny one liners in there. My favorite is “Isn’t that what it’s all supposed to be about anyway, something positive?” 14 years really changes a person I guess.

 

Halba likes to wallie. I think that means he’s old. Want to see some video of Halba doing his thing? Check back over the next few days if the answer is “f*ck yes!” If it’s a “f*ck that!”, then you might want to consider logging off the interweb and to go cut your toe nails. I’m sure it’s long overdue. Gross.

Jason Arnold checks in with Halba’s interview in Volume zine. Damn, I think this was like 7 or 8 years ago. My memory isn’t what it used to be, please excuse me while I go wash out my dentures.

 

I added a link to JRNO’s website. You should go there and check out his cool ass artiness. I can’t believe this slipped my mind and didn’t do it sooner. Man, my mind is really going with age…er…are you the mailman? Where am i?

Well it’s looking like another whole week of Halba and thats fine with me. I don’t realy like spending the time looking for random old photo’s and whatnot but for this I’m down to make an exception. By now the novelty of Halba week has worn off a bit and I know Halba himself is totally over it, or at least thats what he tells me. I mean it wasn’t even really that bad, just wait till Patton week, where we discover the life and times of a possible closet homosexual. Now that should be interesting!!

Halba “With a camera from Marc”

Due to our server taking on massive strains from to the unbelievable amount of hits during Screaming Lord Halba Week, we here at the TMA have extended this joyous affair into week two! Lucky be the world! So sit back and be ready for more heelflippin’, wallridin’, high octave, feeling hurting action from everyone’s favorite that one blue collar skateboarder from SJ.

Picture your wedding day, friends and family gathered round in a glowing celebration of love. Look to your left, and this dude is there, doing this.

heres some other great japan airs in history!

1. Tony Hawk

2. Andy Mac

3. japan air

4. Shawn White

5. some 80’s guy?

I know that you’ve been waiting for it, I’m waiting too. In my imagination I’d be all up on you. I know you got that fever for me, hundred and two. And boy I know I feel the same my temperature’s through the roof.
If there’s a camera up in here then it’s gonna leave with me when I do. If there’s a camera up in here then I’d best not catch this flick on YouTube. ’Cause if you run your mouth and brag about this secret rendezvous I will hunt you down. ’Cause they be all up in my bidness like a Wendy Interview. But this is private between you and I.

*creepy photo

Here is part two of the informative 3 part series: Matt Hathaway: Before There Was A Halba. See Part I 90-95.

Part II guides us through an emotional journey as Halba is out of high school, and becoming a real (hairy) man. Come along as we continue the ride through the younger years of Matt Hathaway. This time we check in on him in between 1995 and 1999.